He’s rotten all the way to your core.
Let me roll up my sleeves before I dole out the punishment
And he used to be such a pleasant, clean cut young man.
This mustache ride ain’t free - but it’s worth it.
Yeah it’s bedazzled, but it doesn’t matter - you’re still going to say “yes”.
It’s the number of women I’ve been with. Want to make it 74?
The only thing this young man is scheming about is what color of carnations to court you with.
Go on, rub it. It’s OK. He likes it.
He grew the stubble so he could leave marks on your inner thighs. It’s his way of marking his territory.